OFFICIAL Zombiegeddon Instructions

They aren't very thorough, but the CDC has published instructions of what to do in the event of Zombie outbreak. You can read it here: httpL//j.mp/kKkyR3

It's nice to know that the government is at least a little prepared for zombiegeddon. Most of their tips are like "Haha. Zombies will never happen. Here's what to do if there's an earthquake..." Because you know what you DON'T want to do if your neighbors are trying to eat you? Meet your family by the mailbox. That just makes you a buffet. It is smart, however, to stock up on food and water. Or do what Travis plans to, which is kill the zombie neighbors that have stockpiles and steal their food.

And maybe start doing that now, because apparently the Rapture is Saturday and the dead rising from their graves is a big part of it. I feel bad for my sister Alicen because her birthday is Saturday. But she'll probably get to be Raptured and what a cool place to have your birthday party. "Hey, Alicen, where is your party this year?" "Oh, you know... heaven."

So, if the internet still exists Saturday night, I'll blog about all the cool free stuff I've been getting via the internet. I might even tell you how I'm getting it. I'm torn because if I divulge all my secrets that's less free stuff for me; but I'll think about it. If the internet does NOT exist and some of your neighbors disappear, steal their food and cool stuff and meet us at my house.